Friday 25th January
Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face, Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace As lang’s my arm.
No, not another independence speech from Nicola Sturgeon but the famous Address to a Haggis by the national poet of Scotland, Robbie Burns. Join us at Lake Yard on the Bard of Ayrshire’s celebrated birthdate on Friday 25th January from 9.30pm for a Burns Night to remember.
If you’re a member, we’re offering a two course meal for £20 and a three course meal for £25; non members pay an extra £2 per option. There will of course be the traditional Haggis served with neeps & tatties and the odd dram (or two) of your favourite scotch.
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Local Bournemouth duo The Rock & Blues Company (aka Danny McClafferty and Steve Marshall) will be providing their buoyant brand of live music.
Please call 01202 676953 or email firstname.lastname@example.org for more details or to book.
The Rock & Blues Company at Lake Yard’s Burns Night January 25th
Tuesday 29th January
Which country won the most medals in the 2018 Winter Olympics? Which takeaway food is so popular in Japan at Christmas that it often has to be ordered weeks in advance? On average, which animal is faster, a kangaroo or a zebra?
If you have a photographic memory for trivia and general knowledge and a love of the obscure bordering on the sociopathic, then get yourself along to our Quiz Night at Lake Yard on Tuesday 29th January. Starting at 7.00pm, it’s a great chance to pit yourself against some of the most competitive minds this side of Wareham.
The evening costs £8.00 and includes entry to the quiz and supper. Please call 01202 676953 or email email@example.com for more details or to book.
And, just so you can sleep at night, Norway, KFC and a kangaroo.
Saturday 23rd February
Join Lake Yard’s very own Eddie and Patsy (aka Sheonagh and Tracie) on the Piste at the Lake Yard Apres Ski Night on Saturday 23rd February. Set to bring some St Moritz-style sophistication to the Lake Yard Clubhouse, the event starts at 7.30pm and will have all the fun of the slopes without the snow. In fact, the only ice you’ll see will be keeping your bottle of Bolly chilled, darling!
Dress to impress as there will be special prizes for the best Snow Bunny and C&A Salopettes on show. A special Apres Ski Menu will be available including the Lake Yard Tartiflette, mulled cider and some warming Shotskis. To keep you on your toes, there will also be a Beer Pong Tournament and the obligatory Bad Karaoke for all you budding yodellers!
Please call 01202 676953 or email firstname.lastname@example.org for more details or to book your spot at the top of the Cresta Run!
Monday 24th Dec
Food served until 5pm
Drinks until Santa is on his way at 11.30pm
Tuesday 25th December
Open 12pm – 3pm
Christmas Drinks, food prep avoidance and sweet sherry only!
Weds 26th December
Open all day for food and drink as usual
New Years Eve
Monday 31st December
Bar and Kitchen shut at 3pm, to prepare for ONE HELL OF PARTY!
New Years Day
Tuesday 1st January
CLOSED ALL DAY
Saturday 1st December
Stuck for what to get Aunty Muriel for Christmas? Is your sister-in-law the most difficult person ever to buy presents for? Need to get the slightly over-sweaty man in Accounts something for Secret Santa this year?
Then pop along to the Lake Yard Christmas Market taking place on Saturday December 1st between 10am and 4pm. We’ll have a variety of mixed market and craft stalls all eager to show over their festive wares. Silver jewellery, gardening items, cards, prints, paintings, crafts and models: ideal presents from big to small. Also available will be children’s knitwear, recycled furniture, food hampers and vegan friendly nail polish (well, that’s what it says here). And just so your really important loved ones aren’t left out, there’s also a dog biscuits stall.
The Club Bar will also be open with something warm and spicy gently mulling no doubt along with hot food and snacks. It’s free entry so come along and support some local businesses and get your stockings filled to boot!
Tuesday 27th November
Do you know how many legs a centipede has? Is cirrostratus fibratus a medical condition, a cloud formation or a new breakfast cereal? Which Rolling Stones single was their first Number 1? If you have a love of the obscure and have a photographic memory for trivia and general knowledge then get yourself along to our Quiz Night at Lake Yard on Tuesday November 27th. Starting at 7.00pm, it’s a great chance to pit yourself up against some of the most fertile and knowledgable minds in… er… Hamworthy.
The evening costs £8.00 and includes entry to the quiz and supper. Pease call 01202 676953 or email email@example.com for more details or to book.
And, just for any interested parties, between 15 and 177 (depending on the species), a cloud formation often preceding light drizzle and ‘It’s All Over Now’ in 1964.
Thursday 15th November
Consider yourself a foodie? Well you are just going to love, love, love our themed dining experiences taking place during winter. Each month our brilliant head chef, Richard, will bring you an absolute treat for your taste buds. He will source whatever is best on the market and produce a minimum three-course meal based around a different theme.
First in our winter series is our Gamekeeper’s Supper on Thursday November 15th. Priced at £40 for Members and £45 for Guests, the supper will include canapes, a three-course dinner finished off with cheese and port.
So if you fancy finding out what Mellors served up to get Lady Constance so coarsely carnal in Lady Chatterly’s Lover, then come and savour our seasonal supper sensation. Pease call 01202 676953 or email firstname.lastname@example.org for more details or to book.
Saturday 23rd December 2018 at 3pm
If there’s one place that Santa always makes a special visit to at Christmas, it’s Lake Yard in Hamworthy. He’s always happy to meet the well behaved little boys and girls from the Marina and Clubhouse (and he even has time for those that haven’t been quite so good). This year is no exception and Santa will be coming to the Lake Yard on Sunday 23rd December at 3pm during the Family Christmas Lunch. He generally leaves Rudolph and the team at home to save their energy for Christmas Eve and arrives via the sea on his special harbour launch.
Bring your children and families along for this unforgettable and up-close visit from Santa. Why not join us earlier for our Family Christmas Lunch and start your Christmas in a truly magical way? Pease call 01202 676953 or email email@example.com for more details.
Saturday 24th November 2018
Back by popular demand, The Leggomen bring their unique brand of beards, harmonies and energy to the Lake Yard Hamworthy to get the Christmas Party season truly started. Ben, Josh, Billy and Matt will be bringing their eight-legged rock/indie/country beast to the Clubhouse from 9.30pm. One of the most entertaining and popular bands in the area, The Leggomen perform their own versions of songs by the likes of Mumford & Sons, George Ezra and even Kate Bush.
Entrance is free so why not make a night of it, book some food and have a boogie? Pease call 01202 676953 or email firstname.lastname@example.org for more details.
Two courses: Member £22.50 Visitors £24.50
Three courses: Member £27.50 Visitors £29.50
Yes, we know it’s only November 1st and, yes, we know we’ve still got Bonfire Night to come but before you can blink it will be New Year’s Day and it will all be over. And we’re so excited about the Christmas Menu 2018 that we really couldn’t hold on any longer. Plus it will give all of you planning a group event with friends or family a proper chance to book before we’re full up.
An enticing blend of the traditional with the seasonal with some tasty vegetarian options, our Christmas Menu is available as a Two Course option (Members £22.50, Visitors £24.50) or as Three Courses (Members £27.50, Visitors £29.50).
Download a PDF of the menu to print out for your group here.
We’re already taking Christmas Party group bookings and we’re planning on another busy couple of months so please call 01202 676953 or email email@example.com for more details.